“I could have created the Earth in five days.”
“I’m going to build this big ark. The biggest there’s ever been and make it the world’s largest floating zoo. When the weather turns bad, people will come by the thousands wanting in to see it. I’ll make a fortune.”
“We were building this tall, beautiful tower. Going to be the tallest in the world. Would have reached to the clouds. Maybe even into the space or to the moon. Then all these illegal immigrants who couldn’t speak English started working on the project. The radical left then paid them to stay home and not work to finish the tower. Sad.”
“In China, we’ll build a great wall, a beautiful wall. It will never be breached and we’ll have Mongolia pay for it.”
“General Custer, take your men and ride to Little Bighorn and take control. I’m right behind you.”
“The Japanese who attacked Pearl Harbor were geniuses. They waited until early Sunday when people were either just waking up or going to church. And their airplanes had excellent pilots.”
“Don’t ask what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do for me.”
“Mr. Gorbachev, you need to build a bigger wall.”
